7.31.10

"Hey Boyfriends!"

7.30.10

"I'ma' raise some sand if you don't print this one!"

7.29.10

"I'll be in Canada doing Canadian things."

7.28.10

"Hi Ms. Demian, can you play one of them gee-tars?"

7.27.10

"Get Boated"

7.26.10

"I'll see your Egyptian Water Delivering Princess with an MA in African Studies, and raise you a muthafuckin' doctor... and what the hell are you doing with your life?"

7.25.10

"Shoshana with the big ass titties!"*

7.24.10

"Sincerity Circle."

7.23.10

Real conversation: "Hi Demian, nice to meet you. I'm Will Daley."
"Nice to meet you too."

Imaginary conversation:"Hi Demian, nice to meet you. I'm Will Daley. I crafted NAFTA and was the US secretary of Commerce under Clinton."

"Hi Will. Quick question... What correlation do you see between the impact of NAFTA's policies, the unemployment crisis of today, and the globalization boom of the late 90's and early 2000's?"

7.22.10

"...the greatest toast and roast sesh/ Huey Lewis and the News cover band of all time."

7.21.10

"Not winning is not, not an option."

7.20.10

"High School Debate Club: 'Should We Lower the Drinking Age?' Drinks Provided!"

7.19.10

"I've got schemes
And you've got schemes
Let's get together and eat ice cream.'"

7/18/10

"...loves chinese food... loves mulatto..."

7.18.10

"Craft time."

7.17.10

"No way, robot."

7.16.10

"Beth, my pretend girlfriend, is going to be traveling during August and September doing various modeling gigs and appearances in support of her new rap-metal album, Ill-a-noiz Gurlz, wherein she repeatedly calls that one bitch with the latex dresses who looks like the girl from She and Him but with bigger boobs a "triflin' ho," cuz she totally is!!!

I really think I'm in love, d."

7.15.10

"You're my hero, breast milk storage bag!"

7.14.10

"1908"

7.13.10

"Playing the saw."

7.12.10

"Licensed to wed."

7.11.10

"Good job Spain."

7.10.10

"Who's goin' in da pool afta' dis? Dis is real!"

7.9.10

"?"

7.8.10

"If you're shitty, you're bad. If you're bad, you're bad."

7.7.10

"Pop."

7.6.10

"Thaaaaaaanks bro!"

7.5.10

"We have a name picked out."

7.4.10

"Oh shit!"

7.3.10

"Moving."

7.2.10

"Ghana."

7.1.10

"They aren't doing anything."