Where's my Harper's?
2.28.2010
2.27.2010
2.26.2010
February the Twenty-Sixth
"Most girls would give their eyes for the chance to see Monte!"
"Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose?"
2.25.2010
February the Twenty-Fifth
… can I magnetize cobalt?
I'm not sure — I think so — why?
I'm just wondering.
Is it a secret?
Maybe.
2.24.2010
2.23.2010
February the Twenty-Third
2.23.10
"What's the most current new thing your baby is doing?"
"She smiles a lot. You know how I you say I smile a lot?"
"Uh-huh."
"Well she smiles a lot too."
" Aww...like father like daughter."
"...but it's mostly due to gas I think."
"Right. That's why you smile a lot too though, so it makes sense."
[This is about as raunchy as it gets when it comes to joking with my co-workers.]
2.22.2010
February the Twenty-Second
"Someone graffiti-ed the door of the stall so they removed the door."
"Seems like an overreaction."
"Yeah, someone started writing on the walls of the stall too, and they threatened to remove those too so that you'd be sitting exposed on a toilet in the middle of a public restroom."
"Seems like an overreaction."
"Yeah, someone started writing on the walls of the stall too, and they threatened to remove those too so that you'd be sitting exposed on a toilet in the middle of a public restroom."
2.22.10
2.21.2010
2.20.2010
2.19.2010
2.19.10
"A rapper with the Grammy-nominated club act LMFAO had a confrontation with Mitt Romney in Canada . Laughing My Fucking Ass Off + Romney + Canada + Fighting = Romney 2012!"
2.18.2010
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2.12.2010
February the Twelfth
"Have you seen this movie?"
"Yes."
"I haven't. My boyfriend teaches a class on bad movies."
"Oh. Cool."
"But we're all experts when it comes to bad movies. Right honey?" *pats boyfriend's knee*
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