September the Thirtieth

Do you remember when you walked home through the beach this time last year?

9.30.09

This is the stuff of nerds.

September the Twenty-Ninth

(By sheer quantity) "Mr. Phipps, do we have to have a test tomorrow."

9.29.09

...Because right now, around Alpha Centauri, there’s a Grey who wants to make chocolate milk and then breed. And he doesn’t want to use a spoon. He wants to use a Vortex Portable Mixing Glass and your wife or daughter.

September the Twenty-Eighth

I don't have any trouble making friends.

9.28.09

Someone stop the world... seems like the moment has come and I'm gonna get a sandwich.

September the Twenty-Seventh

9.27.09

I should be atoning.

September the Twenty-Sixth

"Get your buns ready." "That's what he said."

9.26.09

See you in hell...from heaven.

September the Twenty-Fifth

9.25.09

We've got bingo in the kitchen!

September the Twenty-Fourth

"I've actually had bull's testicles."  "I bet."

9.24.09

Too much drama for target.

September the Twenty-Third

She just make sure, should she have any confusions, we attempt to clear the test.

9.23.09

The private nightmare of public policy. He is a sleazeball.

September the Twenty-Second, Two Oh Oh Nine

"You always cried on your birthday."  (Thanks, Mom)

9.22.09

Is that going to be on your blog?

September the Twenty-First

I see you've got some cello in your trunk. And no, that's not a euphemism.

9.21.09

You are now king, and you will make a truely great king.

September the Twentieth

So, who is up for a bot cluck?

9.20.09

Mustache ride.

September the Nineteenth

♫ That's what you get when you let your heart win … whoa-oh-oh ♫

9.19.09

"I'll give you a hint...it has to do with water."
{...}
"Aires?"
"No."

September the Eighteenth

But you're not a fucking doctor.

9.18.09

"I'm just a drop in the ocean, but i'm still the ocean."

September the Seventeenth

Mr. Coberly, my husband is a party-pooper.

9.17.09

You eat ewoks?

September the Sixteenth

It's like I just sucked on a piece of chlorine.

9.16.09

I always feel uneasy when you leave with boobie.

September the Fifteenth

I just don't understand how Mexicans are people.

9.15.09

He was commanding his president to lie. It's commonly misinterpreted. It should be quoted as "You, lie!" not "you lie!". Poor guy. he gets a bad rap.

September the Fourteenth

We all got one-hundred percent! We haven't even learned the topic yet! I love WebAssign!!!

9.14.09

Hope your spider bite is better today. My stomach feels funny from too much meat!

September the Thirteenth

I can't come here without trying to see the pigs.

9.13.09

Freeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!

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September the Twelfth

I'm giving up uncircumcised penises.

9.12.09

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.

9.11.09

I'm getting a lot of good quotes here.

September the Eleventh

Has a blind albino ever helped you?

September the Tenth

…so it does relate to your sense of irresponsibility.

9.10.09

I know better than to turn my back on a cougar

September the Ninth

Are you going to treat your body as a playground?

9.9.09

"I buried my heart there. I can't go back. Yes! Quote of the day."
{...}
"Congrats"

September the Eighth

…and he said he was a cow.

9.8.09

I'm not in labor, no.

September the Seventh

At this time please turn off all electronics. This includes all cell phones and pagers—no airplane mode, no silent mode, no a la mode. Nothing.

[…]

…if not, that's too bad—just use the person next to you as a flotation device.

[…]

For security reasons, please do not congregate by the lavatory at the front of the plane. No hanky-panky. No mile-high. You can do all that stuff in the back of the plane.

9.7.09

September the Sixth

I'll kill you if you make that noise once the movie starts! Understand? And... I also don't like watch alarms going off.