10.31.2009

October the Thirty-Firth



You mean your gay bachelor days are almost over?

10.31.09


You're a great Halloween character now...You put your mask on....

10.30.2009

October the Thirtieth


YOU ARE VERY WEIRD

10.30.09


I really like spending time in the jail.

10.29.2009

October the Twenty-Ninth


The down syndrome kid … he looked like a refugee from Ralph Lauren Yacht Club.

10.29.09


Is it "butt naked", or "buck naked"?

10.28.2009

October the Twenty-Eighth



conversation and conservation are anagrams I just discovered!

10.28.09


He really shit the bed on that one.

10.27.2009

October the Twenty-Seventh


I couldn't've done it without my rapers. Thank you Brendan and David!

10.27.09


Flex arm hang.

10.26.2009

October the Twenty-Sixth


Mr. Coberly, how do I make it more stiff?

10.26.09


He's kind of a doofus.

10.25.2009

October the Twenty-Fifth


Keep up the good work, _______!

10.25.09


Farewell to the Carpenter.

10.24.2009

October the Twenty-Fourth



________ is a joy to have in class.

10.24.09


Judge jugs is on the case!

10.23.2009

October the Twenty-Third


I lost fifty fucking points you fuck

10.23.09


You can't knock 'em all out of the park.

10.22.2009

October the Twenty-Second


I like to eat animal flesh.

10.22.09


Use 'sick!' in brackets as an editorial comment on something awesome. Ex: "Apes with flamethrowers [sick!] burned the police station."

10.21.2009

October the Twenty-First


*nothing*

10.21.09


Maybe we should all think of a date when we can go an pay his office a visit!

10.20.2009

October the Twentieth


*nothing*

10.20.09


The man had a nail in his knee.

10.19.2009

October the Nineteenth


I can't wait to eat my blood orange tonight.

10.19.09


Is everything clear?
Clearer than chocolate.

10.18.2009

October the Eighteenth


[…]      skin muffin      […]

10.18.09


Even your poop is pleading for peace.

10.17.2009

October the Seventeenth


Is that guy peeing on your building?

10.17.09


"Vlad! What did I tell you about snacking before dinner?"
"I figured...When in Rome, EAT THE ROMANS!!!"
" AHAHAHAHAHA!"

10.16.2009

October the Sixteenth


10.16.09


Can you take away the sadness?

10.15.2009

October the Fifteenth



10.15.09

Do you think you can email me that STD pic? I want to show my parents.

10.14.2009

October the Fourteenth


I'm scared poopless of it.

10.14.09


Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10.13.2009

October the Thirteenth


Can I make "Because I'm an anal freak" the quote of the day?

10.13.09


Why didn't you tell us you were being made a saint for all your hard work with marginalized communities? At least Obama released a statement about his award.

10.12.2009

October the Twelfth


Nobody in America likes the German Romantics.

10.12.09


There's more than corn in Indiana. There are also pumkins!

10.11.2009

October the Eleventh



Family killed by pigeons. Need BB gun for revenge.

10.11.09


Shot gun DANG, what's up with that thang?

10.10.2009

October the Tenth


Miami of Ohio fan to Northwestern fan: "Yeah! You and your baby!"

10.10.09


Winnie Cooper

10.09.2009

10.9.09


I like that we were all in the bathroom together so that you could take your pants down.

October the Ninth


You definitely do have meningitis. Have a great weeked! Love, Mom

10.08.2009

10.8.09


It's not everyday that you can joke around about not having a shit-load of money with the brother-in-law of the education secretary of the United States.

October the Eighth


Your Uncle Max—he just croaked—flush that turd down the drain!

10.07.2009

October the Seventh


22 days and counting since I last said, "You don't even know me, man," to a stranger.

10.7.09

"You ever get confused for someone?"
{nod}
"Who?"
"Why don't you tell me?"
"Justin"
{Nod}
{Grabs cover of "Star" magazine and places it along side my face}
"See, you look just like him."
"Mmph."