7.19.10

"I've got schemes
And you've got schemes
Let's get together and eat ice cream.'"

7/18/10

"...loves chinese food... loves mulatto..."

7.18.10

"Craft time."

7.17.10

"No way, robot."

7.16.10

"Beth, my pretend girlfriend, is going to be traveling during August and September doing various modeling gigs and appearances in support of her new rap-metal album, Ill-a-noiz Gurlz, wherein she repeatedly calls that one bitch with the latex dresses who looks like the girl from She and Him but with bigger boobs a "triflin' ho," cuz she totally is!!!

I really think I'm in love, d."

7.15.10

"You're my hero, breast milk storage bag!"

7.14.10

"1908"

7.13.10

"Playing the saw."

7.12.10

"Licensed to wed."

7.11.10

"Good job Spain."

7.10.10

"Who's goin' in da pool afta' dis? Dis is real!"

7.9.10

"?"

7.8.10

"If you're shitty, you're bad. If you're bad, you're bad."

7.7.10

"Pop."

7.6.10

"Thaaaaaaanks bro!"

7.5.10

"We have a name picked out."

7.4.10

"Oh shit!"

7.3.10

"Moving."

7.2.10

"Ghana."

7.1.10

"They aren't doing anything."