"Beth, my pretend girlfriend, is going to be traveling during August and September doing various modeling gigs and appearances in support of her new rap-metal album, Ill-a-noiz Gurlz, wherein she repeatedly calls that one bitch with the latex dresses who looks like the girl from She and Him but with bigger boobs a "triflin' ho," cuz she totally is!!!
I really think I'm in love, d."
I really think I'm in love, d."
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