An aversion to all things McSweeny's.
12.27.2009
12.26.2009
12.25.2009
12.24.2009
12.23.2009
12/23/09
lady at a kiosk in the mall:
"can i ask you a question?"
me:
"no thank you."
lady:
"sir, can i just ask you one question"
me:
"well is it pertaining to what you're selling?"
lady:
"well, yes. do you care about your nails?"
me:
"no, not really."
12.22.2009
12.21.2009
12.20.2009
12.19.2009
12.18.2009
12.17.2009
12.17.09
He found it peculiar that the forecast called for light showers beginning at 2am. "That seems like a pretty useless time for light showers, don't you think?" "Well when are 'light showers' ever useful," he asked. "
12.16.2009
12.15.2009
12.15.09
"Are you telling me you're going to shit down his throat if he doesn't produce? That's all I want to know."
12.14.2009
12.13.2009
12.13.09
Hanukkah Harry was sitting in a bush, he didn't know which way to look.
He looked three times, he looked four,
he should have looked twice as more.
He should look eight times for the festival of lights;
that's why Hanukkah has eight glorious nights.
He looked three times, he looked four,
he should have looked twice as more.
He should look eight times for the festival of lights;
that's why Hanukkah has eight glorious nights.
12.12.2009
12.11.2009
12.10.2009
12.09.2009
12.08.2009
12.07.2009
12.7.09
"The Bulls played worse than any team has ever played in any game at any standard in any season of any decade in any league in any country of any sport ever."
12.06.2009
12.6.09
"The worst is with grad students!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I hate running into my students anywhere. Once I was out on Halloween and I saw one of them. It's Halloween... it's like my favorite holiday!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I hate running into my students anywhere. Once I was out on Halloween and I saw one of them. It's Halloween... it's like my favorite holiday!"
12.05.2009
12.04.2009
12.4.09
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
12.03.2009
December the Third
I've made many empty promises in my life, but hands down that was the most generous.
12.02.2009
12.01.2009
December the First
Perhaps some day we will discover that space and time are simpler than the human equation
11.30.2009
11.29.2009
11.28.2009
November the Twenty-Eighth
"The cuss you are."
"The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?"
"No, you cussing with me?"
"Don't cussing point at me!"
"If you're gonna cuss, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!"
"You're not gonna cuss with me!"
11.27.2009
11.27.09
Boggis and Bunce and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean.
These horrible crooks
So different in looks
Were nonetheless equally mean.
One fat, one short, one lean.
These horrible crooks
So different in looks
Were nonetheless equally mean.
11.26.2009
November the Twenty-Sixth
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper
She poppin'
She rollin'
She rollin'
She climbin that pole and
I'm N Luv with a stripper
She trippin'
She playin'
She playin'
I'm not goin nowhere girl
I'm stayin'
I'm N Luv with a stripper
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