2.23.10

"What's the most current new thing your baby is doing?"
"She smiles a lot. You know how I you say I smile a lot?"
"Uh-huh."
"Well she smiles a lot too."
" Aww...like father like daughter."
"...but it's mostly due to gas I think."
"Right. That's why you smile a lot too though, so it makes sense."
[This is about as raunchy as it gets when it comes to joking with my co-workers.]