6.30.10

"Motherfuckers."

6.29.10

fail.

"He didn't say no."

6.28.10

"Dios Mio!"

6.27.10

"If it's one thing I've proven, it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself."

6.26.10

""Jumping legs."

6.25.10

"When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me and traded them in for an exorbitantly large bag of douche."

6.24.10

"Did you wait in line?"

6.23.10

"Landon Donovan is my 90 minute hero! U.S.A! U.S.A!"

6.22.10

"Hello, my name is Diane Demian"

6.21.10

"Little people, little pockets."

6.20.10

"Ivory Coast."

6.19.10

"This is my gay boyfriend."

6.18.10

"Speed Demon."

6.17.10

"Walking out of a bar at 8:30 in the morning on a Thursday is weird."

6.16.10

"Officers of the Order of the Blade."

6.15.10

"What do poo-poo farts smell like?"
"Crocodiles."

6.14.10

"Consortium."

6.13.10

"Pie in your nose and your face!"

6.12.10

"The Dick Towel does not work particularly well as a towel."

6.11.10

"[The liberal media is] no happier with America's rejection of soccer than with its rejection of socialism."