3/9/10

"it's like darrell's in my vagina."

3.9.10

"Futami."

March the Eighth

He's a sociopath.

3/8/10

"Daywalker Snipes is somewhat of a loose cannon... as a star player of the cleveland indians, he was more prudent with his riches"

3.8.10

"I'd call my hammer shop 'Scent-sational Hammers' if I had no idea how puns work."

March the Seventh

This is a Jewish delicacy.

3/7/10

"so you either need to be attractive and a douche or ugly and nice. you're caught in the middle, attractive and nice. that's a horrible combination!"

3.7.10

"There's a fine line between awkward and magical."

March the Sixth

I'm a government minister and I'm not in control of my own blinds.

3/6/10

"see, kuya Darrell always does that, he sleeps."

3.6.10

"I've been in Canada opening up for Miles Davis--Kilometers Davis."

March the Fifth

Okay, so, no quote. Except this. Is this a quote?

3/5/10

"Nine years ago....you would have found me inebriated and sporting a green mustache. I'll always remember you, Unofficial."

3.5.10

"Oh, not only am I gay, but I smoke weed and drink beer through a straw."

March the Fourth

Guys, guys, stop fighting! Do you want your baby to come out a lawyer?

3/4/10

"Oh, from colonial days!"

3.4.10

"Don’t scab for the bosses, don’t listen to their lies; poor folks ain’t got a chance, unless they organize!"

3/3/10

"i can feel my fat just sitting here"

3.3.10

'I'm glad you have all 10 toes.'

March the Third

Fluxuation