2.12.10

"So anyway, how's your sex life?"

February the Eleventh

eh

2/11/10

"i'm using google against itself"

2.11.10

"You've got five seconds before I take the handcuffs out."

February the Tenth

"Why didn't we have a snow day today?"

(Heavy sarcasm) "Well … they've plowed the streets, it's not really snowing, and it's kinda warm outside."

"CPS is going to be closed tomorrow."

"Really??"

2/10/10

"i know now to never date a dude with a Braid tattoo..."

2.10.10

"There was an earthquake."

February the Nineth

"We're bros!"

"The only sense in which we are bros is in that we are both male."

"Someone's drinking the hater-ade."

2/9/10

"yeah he's not very attractiveshe's pretty though"

2.9.10

"Someone's drinking the haterade."

2/8/10

"The authorities do not know exactly how many people have been killed warbling “My Way” in karaoke bars over the years in the Philippines, or how many fatal fights it has fueled. But the news media have recorded at least half a dozen victims in the past decade and includes them in a subcategory of crime dubbed the “My Way Killings.”

The killings have produced urban legends about the song and left Filipinos groping for answers. Are the killings the natural byproduct of the country’s culture of violence, drinking and machismo? Or is there something inherently sinister in the song?"

February the Eighth

Reject him.

2.8.10

"Quote."

2/7/10

"Choco-Pie: It's Now!"

February the Seventh

He started tickling my butt.

2.7.10

"Fig Newton"

2/6/10

"North Suburbs suck"

February the Sixth

Motherfucker

too many letters

2.6.10

"Did it flush okay?"

2/5/10

"i'm not goin' down without being a part of earth's destruction"