1/9/10

"i like plain vodka"

1.9.10

"Laryngitis"

1/8/10

" yeah i almost got nailed yesterday on 294 really really close call but the island was with me... my heart wasn't beating nowhere near as fast as when i was checking out with smokey"

1.8.10

"AYE BOI... pull yo' goddamn pants up! YO' PANTS UP! Yo' pants is fallin' down!"

1/7/10

"the streets are all covered with snow, like Bobby Brown's nose"

1.7.10

"No Bejweled."
"Yeah, it's not even fun anymore. It's just addictive."
"It's bad drugs."
"It's like what RC did to Coca-cola."
"Cheapened it and made it more accessible to Russia."

1/6/10

"i think he likes penises"

1.6.10

I'll be right back so I can cut your penises.

1/5/10

"here CUMS the bride."

1.5.10

“There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave...you know, when they bury you. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time.”

1/4/10

"U r so hardcore u are a bigger Jew than me."

January the Fourth, Twenty Ten

http://volseven.blogspot.com/2008/09/september-eighth.html

"Not again!  :'(   It doesn't get any easier."

(Yes, someone spoke a crying face.)

(No, no they didn't.)

(True.)

1.4.10

40 minutes worth of questions about a coffee mug.

1/3/10

"2 air balls equals -13"

1.3.10

"The "horse-n-goggle" is a method of determining distribution of a limited number of whatevers to a larger number of desires. Stand in a circle and select a starting point to the count and the direction. All participants then count to three in Germany, yell "horse-n-goggle" and throw a number. (i.e. Display a certain number of digits on one hand.) Add up the fingers to form the big number, start at the pre-determined starting point and count around the circle in the pre-determined order. Whoever you land on gets the thing. (Usually extra ice cream sandwiches at dessert, or whatever.)"

1/2/10

"you'll find me in the next life if not in this one"

1.2.10

Apples to Apples

1/1/10

"lots of beer pong, lots."

1.1.10

Happy New Year!

12/31/09

"you see how his hair is quaffed?"