11.30.2009

11.30.09


If the grass is greener on the other side, you should water your lawn.

11.29.2009

November the Twenty-Ninth


On the other hand …

11.29.09


He asked and I said yes. We're gettin' hitched!

11.28.2009

November the Twenty-Eighth


"The cuss you are."
"The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?" 
"No, you cussing with me?"
"Don't cussing point at me!"
"If you're gonna cuss, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!"
"You're not gonna cuss with me!"

11.28.09


When you were young you were the kind of carrot flowers.

11.27.2009

November the Twenty-Seventh


Go … New … Pres
(good news preschool)

11.27.09


Boggis and Bunce and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean.
These horrible crooks
So different in looks
Were nonetheless equally mean.

11.26.2009

November the Twenty-Sixth




Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

She poppin'

She rollin'

She rollin'
She climbin that pole and



I'm N Luv with a stripper



She trippin'
She playin'

She playin'
I'm not goin nowhere girl

I'm stayin'


I'm N Luv with a stripper

11.26.09


[Something clever was said] That might just be my quote of the day!

11.25.2009

November the Twenty-Fifth


You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that. 

11.25.09


Tre Kroner

11.24.2009

November the Twenty-Fourth


I'm sure someone said something interesting/novel/banal/something; but apparently I wasn't really paying attention.

11.24.09


Happy Birthday from Dick Wheel.

11.23.2009

November the Twenty-Third


Do you respect wood?

11.23.09


Over the course of the past few months, Johnny began to realize that he was different than other boys in his class. He wondered if what "red" meant to him was the same as what "red" meant to his second cousin, Rachael. It was at that moment that Johnny first noticed the dolphins that were swimming along side his submarine.

11.22.2009

November the Twenty-Second


"Ace of spades – the death card."  (said on tv as I uploaded this)

11.22.09


My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed.

11.21.2009

November the Twenty-First


"ZEKE MARKSHAUSEN! makes the tackle."

11.21.09


"Are you done with this?"
" Yeah, I was gonna put it away soon."
" Put it away in your mouth, or throw it away?"

11.20.2009

November the Twentieth


*Chomp*

(i.e. I don't have a quote of the day; I'm really bad at that part.)