November the Fifth

(There was some quote from the "Wait wait don't tell me" podcast I was listening to about JFK, Obama, threesomes, and foursomes, but now I can't remember it nor find it online, so touch luck.)

November the Fourth

"My child's good with the what and the who. She struggles with the how and the why."

"That's because she's stupid."

11.4.09

"Decency:2 Sarah Palin: 0"

November the Third

"Shut the fox up." (Not sure this was actually said. I just said it though, so it counts.)

11.3.09

"Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real."

November the Second

Could you use another adjective? Because my 87-year old bubbe says "weird".

11.2.09

Smoosh it real good.

November the First

She may also be flitting from flower to flower.

11.1.09

Here you go, boss.

October the Thirty-Firth

You mean your gay bachelor days are almost over?

10.31.09

You're a great Halloween character now...You put your mask on....

October the Thirtieth

YOU ARE VERY WEIRD

10.30.09

I really like spending time in the jail.

October the Twenty-Ninth

The down syndrome kid … he looked like a refugee from Ralph Lauren Yacht Club.

10.29.09

Is it "butt naked", or "buck naked"?

October the Twenty-Eighth

conversation and conservation are anagrams I just discovered!

10.28.09

He really shit the bed on that one.

October the Twenty-Seventh

I couldn't've done it without my rapers. Thank you Brendan and David!

10.27.09

Flex arm hang.

October the Twenty-Sixth

Mr. Coberly, how do I make it more stiff?