8.8.10

"Knives."

8.7.10

" Give her a kiss."
"I already did that."

8.6.10

"Happy Birthday, Renee Grace O'Brien."

8.5.10

"24 frames and a few beats per second. He's gonna go Schwartz his Phipps."

8.4.10

""Because California has no interest in discriminating against gay men and lesbians, and because Proposition 8 prevents California from fulfilling its constitutional obligation to provide marriages on an equal basis, the court concludes that Proposition 8 is unconstitutional."

8.3.10

"what wedding?"

8.2.10

"12 days till the 'it's complicated' relationship status joke is rehashed."

8.1.10

Fail
"You have a tattoo?!?."

7.31.10

"Hey Boyfriends!"

7.30.10

"I'ma' raise some sand if you don't print this one!"

7.29.10

"I'll be in Canada doing Canadian things."

7.28.10

"Hi Ms. Demian, can you play one of them gee-tars?"

7.27.10

"Get Boated"

7.26.10

"I'll see your Egyptian Water Delivering Princess with an MA in African Studies, and raise you a muthafuckin' doctor... and what the hell are you doing with your life?"

7.25.10

"Shoshana with the big ass titties!"*

7.24.10

"Sincerity Circle."

7.23.10

Real conversation: "Hi Demian, nice to meet you. I'm Will Daley."
"Nice to meet you too."

Imaginary conversation:"Hi Demian, nice to meet you. I'm Will Daley. I crafted NAFTA and was the US secretary of Commerce under Clinton."

"Hi Will. Quick question... What correlation do you see between the impact of NAFTA's policies, the unemployment crisis of today, and the globalization boom of the late 90's and early 2000's?"

7.22.10

"...the greatest toast and roast sesh/ Huey Lewis and the News cover band of all time."

7.21.10

"Not winning is not, not an option."

7.20.10

"High School Debate Club: 'Should We Lower the Drinking Age?' Drinks Provided!"