4.6.10

"Give me 30 days."

April the Fifth

4.5.10

"Is the goal to do it quickly, or to do it right?'

April the Fourth

4.4.10

"Avert your peepers...there's a big ole rat over there."

April the Third

I laughed a lot at Hot Tub Time Machine, but I cannot think of a quote to save my life. Was it actually not funny?

4.3.10

"Those people didn't go to Church!"
"What a bunch of assholes."

April theeeee Second

4.2.10

"Water macaroni."

April Fools

4.1.10

"Are you doing any April Fool's jokes?"
"No. Maybe I should start walking around the office cutting everyone's hair."
"You should do that tomorrow...and for no reason."

March the Thirty-First

"Smartest fucking penguin. Ever. "

3.31.10

"While you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone, and defecating on your microphone. Eww, trip hop!"

March the Thirtieth

3.30.10

"As this professor explains some obscure scientific experiment, Obama is lost in thought about something completely unrelated."

March the Twenty-Ninth

3.29.10

"Word in the village, I'm a little bit crazy. Swag up on a hundred degrees, no eighty."

March the Twenty-Eighth

3.28.10

"You really took that to the next level by talking to a pigeon."

March the Twenty-Seventh