March the Sixteenth (already?)

I need to start going about my day, ears perked, constantly asking myself, "Is that quote? Is that a quote?"

3.16.10

"Happy birthday, pre-wife! The hype machines lose control."

March the Fifteenth

Something D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics.

3.15.10

"I rarely write about my red hair."

3/14/10

"i don't know whether to be sad, happy or angry at your status."

3.14.10

"Fuck itch y'all, I'm runnin' dis Coo-Coo! [modem sounds]."

3.14

Victory for the forces of democratic freedom!

3/13/10

"thanks my god."

March the Thirteenth

Australia. What fresh hell is this?              I will civilize this land.

3.13.10

"Mambo!"

3/12/10

"Depends. Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

March the Twelfth

"I'd like to offer you a position."

"I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled." 

3.12.10

"Gaga."

3/11/10

"oh this tastes like dreams! what is it? breast milk?"

March the Eleventh

"It's too big."

"That's what she said."

"Sam, no she didn't."

3.11.10

"What did you do today?"
"I had lunch. Then I laid my head down; then I woke up."

3/10/10

"it's better to love and lose than never to love (your job) at all"

March the Tenth

Trololololo

(I'm sure I heard that at some point today)

3.10.10

"An ass and a coward."

There was something.