3.4.10

"Don’t scab for the bosses, don’t listen to their lies; poor folks ain’t got a chance, unless they organize!"

3/3/10

"i can feel my fat just sitting here"

3.3.10

'I'm glad you have all 10 toes.'

March the Third

Fluxuation

March the Second

Apparently I wasn't paying attention to a single thing anyone said today.

3/2/10

"if only your parents were cousins!"

3.2.10

"Michael Jordan is the Michael Jordan of basketball."

March the First

"You got a haircut."
"Oh! Right! I did! I forgot!"

3/1/10

"the B word might as well be as bad as the G word"

3.1.10

"My mom told me not to sweat it and the dumb bitch didn't tell me where to go!"

February the Twenty-Eighth

Where's my Harper's?

2/28/10

"who's that guy?"

2.28.10

"Schedule a doctor's appointment if you're suffering from being trapped in a sulfur mine."

2/27/10

"your mission: make it or break it... by 10:23am central on saturday march 6th to do this"

February the Twenty-Seventh

I'll give you a local anesthetic ... we don't do Chinese torture here.

2.27.10

"It's not a mousse!"

2/26/10

"ok, get ready for douche chills"

February the Twenty-Sixth

"Most girls would give their eyes for the chance to see Monte!"

"Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose?"

2.26.10

"Hi."

2/25/10

"so what high school do you go to?"