2/18/10

"dont say such things fool"

February the Eighteenth

nothing interesting

2.18.10

"'Rich and the Co-Worker' -- that sounds like a really bad Burt Reynolds movie."

2/17/10

"you should change your last name"

February the Seventeenth

nothing interesting

2.17.10

"From monster to emotional reunion with severed limbs."

2/16/10

"LOL. Wow! That guy is good awesome"

February the Sixteenth

"Tony said that last week you wore the same blue argyle sweater two days in a row."

2.16.10

"Cool beans, honkey."

2/15/10

"look! the man's arms are cut off!"

February the Fifteenth

Don't leave

2.15.10

"Congratulations!"

2/14/10

"hey everybody! i'm the richest guy in the world!"

February the Fourteenth

Touch my heart

                                                         with your foot.

2.14.10

"Bye Dan!"

2/13/10

"it smells really good in here"

"oh no, i just puked"

February the Thirteenth

Three plain, three egg, three sesame, and three cinnamon and raison. And one poppy.

2.13.10

"Windows 7 Burger."

February the Twelfth

"Have you seen this movie?"

"Yes."

"I haven't.                My boyfriend teaches a class on bad movies."

"Oh. Cool."

"But we're all experts when it comes to bad movies.      Right honey?" *pats boyfriend's knee*

2/12/10

"i want to give birth to a child and publish its crazy thoughts on the internet now"