January the Twenty-Seventh

"I'm watching Obama give the State of the Union address with no pants on."

"[…]"

"What? No. I'm not wearing pants."

"[…]"

"What? Oh. No. Joe Wilson isn't wearing any either."

1/27/10

"just catch it all in your hand and inhale it all"

1.27.10

"That's how budgeting works."

January the Twenty-Sixth

And a lot of impudence.

1/26/10

"best way to get over someone is to get under someone new"

1.26.10

"My friend held a monkey but I did not. For adventure, there are people who stick their heads into animals' mouths?"

January the Twenty-Fifth

So I heard we have a test tomorrow.. and I don't believe I knew that before. Do we?

1/25/10

"i wouldve totally done her in Professional...just like i wouldve boned Drew Barrymore from ET. hahah scratch that last one. i feel bad about that last one"

1.25.10

fail (again).

"Hi"

1/24/10

"aight! tell him I say "what's up dog!"

January the Twenty-Fourth

Went for a walk; took some photos; felt inspired to begin again, sans quotes (probably). CLICK

1.24.10

"Tobogganing."

1/23/10

"There's a camel, we're almost there..."

1.23.10

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."

1/22/10

"come in looking zulu... leave looking sumo"

1.22.10

"There's a stranger right behind you. There's some danger right behind you. The stranger and danger are the same thing! Duck tales, ooh-ooh-whoo!"

1/21/10

"$100 buys a lot of PHO"

1.21.10

Corporations are not people. Period.

1/20/10

"afraid your vagina will fall off?"

1.20.10

Change the name from Haiti to Love-i. [polite laughter].