1.05.2010

1.5.10


“There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave...you know, when they bury you. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time.”

1.04.2010

1/4/10

"U r so hardcore u are a bigger Jew than me."

January the Fourth, Twenty Ten



"Not again!  :'(   It doesn't get any easier."

(Yes, someone spoke a crying face.)
(No, no they didn't.)
(True.)

1.4.10


40 minutes worth of questions about a coffee mug.

1.03.2010

1/3/10

"2 air balls equals -13"

1.3.10


"The "horse-n-goggle" is a method of determining distribution of a limited number of whatevers to a larger number of desires. Stand in a circle and select a starting point to the count and the direction. All participants then count to three in Germany, yell "horse-n-goggle" and throw a number. (i.e. Display a certain number of digits on one hand.) Add up the fingers to form the big number, start at the pre-determined starting point and count around the circle in the pre-determined order. Whoever you land on gets the thing. (Usually extra ice cream sandwiches at dessert, or whatever.)"

1.02.2010

1/2/10

"you'll find me in the next life if not in this one"

1.2.10


Apples to Apples

1.01.2010

1/1/10

"lots of beer pong, lots."

1.1.10


Happy New Year!

12.31.2009

12/31/09

"you see how his hair is quaffed?"

12.31.09


"10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one..."

12.30.2009

12/30/09

"hooters new year's christmas party"

12.30.09


"You get under it and I'll take a picture of you."
"You don't have a blog!"

12.29.2009

12.29.09


"What was your motivation for doing this?"
"I was living in a tent and I didn't like it."

12/29/09

"it's called a ROBE, BITCHES!"

12.27.2009

12/27/09

"Michael Felch!"

12.27.09


An aversion to all things McSweeny's.