11.15.09

My outfit looks fly. You have a lot of beef fat collected in your neck. This is exactly why this program should be mandated.

November the Fourteenth

Did you ever notice that all the suburbs around here sound like Cemeteries? Oak Forest. Highland Park. Morton Grove.

11.14.09

Water balloons filled with blueberry jam and birds.

November the Thirteenth

Everyone has a penis; only girls wear barrettes.

11.13.09

The best of Foo.

November the Twelfth

I wish I didn't have to talk to myself when I don't have quotes.

11.12.09

I am home today watching Days of Our Lives which means it would be too much emotionally for me to come and play soccer tonight as well.

1111

Streetwise [no pause] maybe on your way out

11 :( .09

Fail

There is a movie called Troll 2 which is by far the worse movie I have ever seen in my life. It makes American Pie Presents Band Camp look like Citizen Kane.

November the Tenth

Members are reminded not to use guests to the house as props.

11.10.09

Destroyed paris. FML

November the Ninth

"Does upward force mean up?"

11.9.09

You will never control my ability.

November the Eighth

“‘Fail.’—there, I said it. Though I'm sure someone said something of interest today.”

11.8.09

Pigskin

November the Seventh

“Fag.”

11.7.09

Unusual discharge

11.6.09

I go for pachucas.

November the Sixth

That's one of the more perfect assholes I've ever seen.

11.5.09

I can't think of anything that was said today, so i'll just say booger boobs. I'm clocking in at 11:57 with this crappy picture that's too dark. That's right, I said this all out loud. Booger boobs.