October the Twenty-Sixth

Mr. Coberly, how do I make it more stiff?

10.26.09

He's kind of a doofus.

October the Twenty-Fifth

Keep up the good work, _______!

10.25.09

Farewell to the Carpenter.

October the Twenty-Fourth

________ is a joy to have in class.

10.24.09

Judge jugs is on the case!

October the Twenty-Third

I lost fifty fucking points you fuck

10.23.09

You can't knock 'em all out of the park.

October the Twenty-Second

I like to eat animal flesh.

10.22.09

Use 'sick!' in brackets as an editorial comment on something awesome. Ex: "Apes with flamethrowers [sick!] burned the police station."

October the Twenty-First

*nothing*

10.21.09

Maybe we should all think of a date when we can go an pay his office a visit!

October the Twentieth

*nothing*

10.20.09

The man had a nail in his knee.

October the Nineteenth

I can't wait to eat my blood orange tonight.

10.19.09

Is everything clear?
Clearer than chocolate.

October the Eighteenth

[…]      skin muffin      […]

10.18.09

Even your poop is pleading for peace.

October the Seventeenth

Is that guy peeing on your building?

10.17.09

"Vlad! What did I tell you about snacking before dinner?"
"I figured...When in Rome, EAT THE ROMANS!!!"
" AHAHAHAHAHA!"