May

Looking sharp.

5.16.10

"You haven't seen Bottle Rocket? What's wrong with you? It's a Cohen brothers movie!"

5.15.10

"I'm going to go to MOMA."

5.14.10

"So you guys stay here and try to explore the freedom of your youthful exuberance and express it through motion to make a limited area seem much more full of life. I’m gonna take this Shun Ken Onion Knife Set and dress up like a Puerto Rican girl."

5.13.10

"Let's not turn this into something to rally behind."

5.12.10

"Done!"

5.11.10

"Nearly 6.2 million students in the United States between the ages of 16 and 24 dropped out of high school in 2007. We have a moral obligation to demand better. However with this demand comes recognition and responsibility. We must first be honest and recognize that the very system that continually fails millions of student across the country, also fails our nation’s educators. In order to impact this crisis we must understand that the responsibility to learn is not solely left upon the shoulders of our nation’s youth. We move forward when we realize that it is everyone’s responsibility including educators, communities, and policy makers to learn and grow from our shortcomings. Incremental change is neither sustainable nor acceptable. True reform must be strategic, broad, and coupled with supports to properly implement a vision for change. The EGC framework provides a system of support that addresses the symptomatic causes of the nation’s dropout crisis. This framework is complex, and implementation will not be easy; however, often times, the most worthy initiatives are also the most difficult ones. The time to rise to this challenge is now."

5.10.10

"Breaking news for you! This is the last time you'll see me in this shirt. They're going in a completely different direction...without me. Am I angry? Yes I'm angry..."
"Ok, why don't you show us some tricks?"

5.9.10

"i3"

5.8.10

"No single program is the “silver bullet” to successfully transform a low-performing school. In order to effectively address the symptomatic barriers to student success, the responsibility for change must be engrained within the foundation of an entire school community, coupled with wrap-around supports to implement multiple strategies of reform and successfully create substantial and far-reaching improvements."

5.7.10

"$5 million please."

5.6.10

Fail.

"Are you tired or something?"
"No, just stressed."
"You know what you get when you spell stressed backwards?"
"What?"
"Desserts!"

5.5.10

"That's when I first met Dr. King. He started asking me a lot of questions because we both went to seminary in Boston."

5.4.10

"Good and fruity."

5.3.10

"Even though the iphone is mine, everyone used it! My Mom loves to see videos of the kids. My wife finds recipes on it. It's perfect for the kids during those long car rides! Me... I use it as a choad vibrator!"

5.2.10

"District 9."

5.1.10

"What do you do out there?"
"I'm a software developer, and my wife and I are raising two wonderful children!"
"We didn't ask you about that."

4.30.10

"I'm Russian."

4.29.10

"Kick it!"

4.28.10

"Invisible."

April the TwentySeventh

Lame

4.27.10

"If I were a different me...in the same body...would you still love me?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I have, uh, extracted and stored my soul. But now, uh....they've misplaced it."

April the TwentySixth

It doesn't take much. An everyday moment can turn romantic at a moment's notice. And when it does, men with erectile dysfunction can be more confident in their ability.

4.26.10

"Dog-a-saurus!"

April the Twenty-Fifth

Fucking Magnets, How do they work?

4.25.10

"What the fuck is a clock?"

April the Twenty-Fourth

4.24.10

"You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky- it's in the shape of a giant cock."

April the Twenty-Third

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky – it's in the shape of a giant cock 

4.23.10

"I hear ya, good buddy!"

April the Twenty-Second

What is this?

4.22.10

"Have you heard of finger banging? It's awesome!"

April the Twenty-First

What is this?

4.21.10

" What's the difference between a pager and email?"

April the whydidntmystudentsseemtotallywithittodayoramijustparanoid?

4.20.10

"Those sneaks are the drug."

4.19.10

"Zombies are still assholes!"

April the Nineteenth

"Is the octomom black?"

April the Eighteenth

(Angrily) "Smile!"

4.18.10

"Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed over it."

4.17.10

"I'm far too distracted by skin color to pay any attention to someone's eye color."

April the Seventeenth

4.16.10

"Sophie isn't a robot in the sky, but in this novel, she transformed like one. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."

April the Sixteenth

Again, click for something bigger

4.15.10

"I’m sorry I haven’t kept in touch lately, with all the demands of my New Age music career and my radio show – but hey, look who I’m talking to."

April the Fifteenth

Please Click For (almost) Full Size

April the Fourteenth

There's nothing I like less than writing, administering, and grading tests. 

It makes me more anxious than taking tests ever did.

4.14.10

"Maracas."

April the Thirteenth

How I 

loathe

 thee

4.13.10

"In 1685, he canceled the Edict of Nantes, which protected the religious freedom of Huguenots."

April the Twelfth

"I wish I knew how beard trimmers work. Damn."