March the Twenty-Sixth

3.26.10

"If your tongue could be a flavor, what flavor would it be?"
"Oh my god, that's so stupid. It's the second time she does that one."

March the Twenty-Fifth

3.25.10

fail

"Pacman, I'm Jewish!"

March the Twenty-Fourth

3.24.10

"Polish Store-- 'Better than Other Food!'"

March the Twenty-Third

3.23.10

"I'm gonna get dick deep in your feelings and destroy them!"

March the Twenty-Second

3.22.10

"Who are you?"
"I'm Demian. Who are you?"
"Damien."
[...]
"Is that really your name?"
"Yes."

March the Twenty-First

3.21.10

"So what are your plans for Greece?"
"I don't plan."
" Good for you!"

March the Twentieth

3.20.10

"BadabodadabadodapdabadadodadabadadoDEA-OH!"

3.19.10

"You say 'pie', I say 'die'!"

March the Nineteenth

3.18.10

"I'm a hustler, homie."
"No you aren't."

March the Seventeenth

3.17.10

"Are bicycles traditionally eaten with both hands?"

March the Sixteenth (already?)

I need to start going about my day, ears perked, constantly asking myself, "Is that quote? Is that a quote?"

3.16.10

"Happy birthday, pre-wife! The hype machines lose control."

March the Fifteenth

Something D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics.

3.15.10

"I rarely write about my red hair."

3/14/10

"i don't know whether to be sad, happy or angry at your status."

3.14.10

"Fuck itch y'all, I'm runnin' dis Coo-Coo! [modem sounds]."

3.14

Victory for the forces of democratic freedom!

3/13/10

"thanks my god."

March the Thirteenth

Australia. What fresh hell is this?              I will civilize this land.

3.13.10

"Mambo!"

3/12/10

"Depends. Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

March the Twelfth

"I'd like to offer you a position."

"I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled." 

3.12.10

"Gaga."

3/11/10

"oh this tastes like dreams! what is it? breast milk?"

March the Eleventh

"It's too big."

"That's what she said."

"Sam, no she didn't."

3.11.10

"What did you do today?"
"I had lunch. Then I laid my head down; then I woke up."

3/10/10

"it's better to love and lose than never to love (your job) at all"

March the Tenth

Trololololo

(I'm sure I heard that at some point today)

3.10.10

"An ass and a coward."

There was something.

3/9/10

"it's like darrell's in my vagina."

3.9.10

"Futami."

March the Eighth

He's a sociopath.

3/8/10

"Daywalker Snipes is somewhat of a loose cannon... as a star player of the cleveland indians, he was more prudent with his riches"

3.8.10

"I'd call my hammer shop 'Scent-sational Hammers' if I had no idea how puns work."

March the Seventh

This is a Jewish delicacy.

3/7/10

"so you either need to be attractive and a douche or ugly and nice. you're caught in the middle, attractive and nice. that's a horrible combination!"

3.7.10

"There's a fine line between awkward and magical."

March the Sixth

I'm a government minister and I'm not in control of my own blinds.

3/6/10

"see, kuya Darrell always does that, he sleeps."