3.16.10

"Happy birthday, pre-wife! The hype machines lose control."

March the Fifteenth

Something D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics.

3.15.10

"I rarely write about my red hair."

3/14/10

"i don't know whether to be sad, happy or angry at your status."

3.14.10

"Fuck itch y'all, I'm runnin' dis Coo-Coo! [modem sounds]."

3.14

Victory for the forces of democratic freedom!

3/13/10

"thanks my god."

March the Thirteenth

Australia. What fresh hell is this?              I will civilize this land.

3.13.10

"Mambo!"

3/12/10

"Depends. Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

March the Twelfth

"I'd like to offer you a position."

"I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled." 

3.12.10

"Gaga."

3/11/10

"oh this tastes like dreams! what is it? breast milk?"

March the Eleventh

"It's too big."

"That's what she said."

"Sam, no she didn't."

3.11.10

"What did you do today?"
"I had lunch. Then I laid my head down; then I woke up."

3/10/10

"it's better to love and lose than never to love (your job) at all"

March the Tenth

Trololololo

(I'm sure I heard that at some point today)

3.10.10

"An ass and a coward."

There was something.

3/9/10

"it's like darrell's in my vagina."

3.9.10

"Futami."

March the Eighth

He's a sociopath.

3/8/10

"Daywalker Snipes is somewhat of a loose cannon... as a star player of the cleveland indians, he was more prudent with his riches"

3.8.10

"I'd call my hammer shop 'Scent-sational Hammers' if I had no idea how puns work."

March the Seventh

This is a Jewish delicacy.

3/7/10

"so you either need to be attractive and a douche or ugly and nice. you're caught in the middle, attractive and nice. that's a horrible combination!"

3.7.10

"There's a fine line between awkward and magical."

March the Sixth

I'm a government minister and I'm not in control of my own blinds.

3/6/10

"see, kuya Darrell always does that, he sleeps."

3.6.10

"I've been in Canada opening up for Miles Davis--Kilometers Davis."

March the Fifth

Okay, so, no quote. Except this. Is this a quote?

3/5/10

"Nine years ago....you would have found me inebriated and sporting a green mustache. I'll always remember you, Unofficial."

3.5.10

"Oh, not only am I gay, but I smoke weed and drink beer through a straw."

March the Fourth

Guys, guys, stop fighting! Do you want your baby to come out a lawyer?

3/4/10

"Oh, from colonial days!"

3.4.10

"Don’t scab for the bosses, don’t listen to their lies; poor folks ain’t got a chance, unless they organize!"

3/3/10

"i can feel my fat just sitting here"

3.3.10

'I'm glad you have all 10 toes.'

March the Third

Fluxuation

March the Second

Apparently I wasn't paying attention to a single thing anyone said today.

3/2/10

"if only your parents were cousins!"

3.2.10

"Michael Jordan is the Michael Jordan of basketball."

March the First

"You got a haircut."
"Oh! Right! I did! I forgot!"

3/1/10

"the B word might as well be as bad as the G word"

3.1.10

"My mom told me not to sweat it and the dumb bitch didn't tell me where to go!"

February the Twenty-Eighth

Where's my Harper's?

2/28/10

"who's that guy?"

2.28.10

"Schedule a doctor's appointment if you're suffering from being trapped in a sulfur mine."