February the Seventeenth

nothing interesting

2.17.10

"From monster to emotional reunion with severed limbs."

2/16/10

"LOL. Wow! That guy is good awesome"

February the Sixteenth

"Tony said that last week you wore the same blue argyle sweater two days in a row."

2.16.10

"Cool beans, honkey."

2/15/10

"look! the man's arms are cut off!"

February the Fifteenth

Don't leave

2.15.10

"Congratulations!"

2/14/10

"hey everybody! i'm the richest guy in the world!"

February the Fourteenth

Touch my heart

                                                         with your foot.

2.14.10

"Bye Dan!"

2/13/10

"it smells really good in here"

"oh no, i just puked"

February the Thirteenth

Three plain, three egg, three sesame, and three cinnamon and raison. And one poppy.

2.13.10

"Windows 7 Burger."

February the Twelfth

"Have you seen this movie?"

"Yes."

"I haven't.                My boyfriend teaches a class on bad movies."

"Oh. Cool."

"But we're all experts when it comes to bad movies.      Right honey?" *pats boyfriend's knee*

2/12/10

"i want to give birth to a child and publish its crazy thoughts on the internet now"

2.12.10

"So anyway, how's your sex life?"

February the Eleventh

eh

2/11/10

"i'm using google against itself"

2.11.10

"You've got five seconds before I take the handcuffs out."

February the Tenth

"Why didn't we have a snow day today?"

(Heavy sarcasm) "Well … they've plowed the streets, it's not really snowing, and it's kinda warm outside."

"CPS is going to be closed tomorrow."

"Really??"

2/10/10

"i know now to never date a dude with a Braid tattoo..."

2.10.10

"There was an earthquake."

February the Nineth

"We're bros!"

"The only sense in which we are bros is in that we are both male."

"Someone's drinking the hater-ade."

2/9/10

"yeah he's not very attractiveshe's pretty though"

2.9.10

"Someone's drinking the haterade."

2/8/10

"The authorities do not know exactly how many people have been killed warbling “My Way” in karaoke bars over the years in the Philippines, or how many fatal fights it has fueled. But the news media have recorded at least half a dozen victims in the past decade and includes them in a subcategory of crime dubbed the “My Way Killings.”

The killings have produced urban legends about the song and left Filipinos groping for answers. Are the killings the natural byproduct of the country’s culture of violence, drinking and machismo? Or is there something inherently sinister in the song?"

February the Eighth

Reject him.

2.8.10

"Quote."

2/7/10

"Choco-Pie: It's Now!"

February the Seventh

He started tickling my butt.

2.7.10

"Fig Newton"

2/6/10

"North Suburbs suck"

February the Sixth

Motherfucker

too many letters

2.6.10

"Did it flush okay?"

2/5/10

"i'm not goin' down without being a part of earth's destruction"

February the Fifth

I heard it was a hard test.

2.5.10

Humpday

1/4/10

"that's why jesus invented caffeine"

February the Fourth

"I'd rather shit on stage than perform in silence."

2.4.10

"Life is short...eat cookies."

2/3/10

"i mean i'll eat it but i wont be happy about it"

February the Third

He gives the example of a string of entangled ions oscillating back and forth in an electric field trap, a bit like Newton's balls.

2.3.10

"Kjetil Jansrud did it again!"

2/2/10

"use your powers fucker, you have a magical brain!"

February the Second

"I don't see much difference between fart and Sartre — they're both full of hot air."

2.2.10

"Garbage, garbage, money."

February the First

"Chapstick — because healthy lips should never go naked."

2/1/10

"oh my god it is second period!"

2.1.10

"My immune system sucks."