Oink
11.19.2009
11.18.2009
11.17.2009
November the Seventeenth
Anything that doesn’t take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.
11.17.09
For the first time, on the road north of Tampico,
I felt the life sliding out of me,
a drum in the desert, harder and harder to hear.
I was seven, I lay in the car
watching palm trees swirl a sickening pattern past the glass.
My stomach was a melon split wide inside my skin.
"How do you know if you are going to die?"
I begged my mother.
We had been traveling for days.
With strange confidence she answered,
"When you can no longer make a fist."
Years later I smile to think of that journey,
the borders we must cross separately,
stamped with our unanswerable woes.
I who did not die, who am still living,
still lying in the backseat behind all my questions,
clenching and opening one small hand.
11.16.2009
November the Sixteenth
"My daughter has a rash on her pussy."
(Boy, I've just discovered I am not only uncomfortable saying that word, I am also rather uncomfortable typing it. Prude. I'm talking to myself. Bye.)
11.16.09
He ended up asking Reichel if he ever had an arch-nemisis and the only person he said he could think of was Demian Kogan.
11.15.2009
11.15.09
My outfit looks fly. You have a lot of beef fat collected in your neck. This is exactly why this program should be mandated.
11.14.2009
November the Fourteenth
Did you ever notice that all the suburbs around here sound like Cemeteries? Oak Forest. Highland Park. Morton Grove.
11.13.2009
11.12.2009
11.12.09
I am home today watching Days of Our Lives which means it would be too much emotionally for me to come and play soccer tonight as well.
11.11.2009
11 :( .09
Fail
There is a movie called Troll 2 which is by far the worse movie I have ever seen in my life. It makes American Pie Presents Band Camp look like Citizen Kane.
11.10.2009
11.09.2009
11.08.2009
November the Eighth
“‘Fail.’—there, I said it. Though I'm sure someone said something of interest today.”
11.07.2009
11.06.2009
11.05.2009
11.5.09
I can't think of anything that was said today, so i'll just say booger boobs. I'm clocking in at 11:57 with this crappy picture that's too dark. That's right, I said this all out loud. Booger boobs.
November the Fifth
(There was some quote from the "Wait wait don't tell me" podcast I was listening to about JFK, Obama, threesomes, and foursomes, but now I can't remember it nor find it online, so touch luck.)
11.04.2009
November the Fourth
"My child's good with the what and the who. She struggles with the how and the why."
"That's because she's stupid."
11.03.2009
11.3.09
"Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real."
11.02.2009
11.01.2009
10.31.2009
10.30.2009
10.29.2009
October the Twenty-Ninth
The down syndrome kid … he looked like a refugee from Ralph Lauren Yacht Club.
10.28.2009
10.27.2009
10.26.2009
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