Everyone has a penis; only girls wear barrettes.
11.13.2009
11.12.2009
11.12.09
I am home today watching Days of Our Lives which means it would be too much emotionally for me to come and play soccer tonight as well.
11.11.2009
11 :( .09
Fail
There is a movie called Troll 2 which is by far the worse movie I have ever seen in my life. It makes American Pie Presents Band Camp look like Citizen Kane.
11.10.2009
11.09.2009
11.08.2009
November the Eighth
“‘Fail.’—there, I said it. Though I'm sure someone said something of interest today.”
11.07.2009
11.06.2009
11.05.2009
11.5.09
I can't think of anything that was said today, so i'll just say booger boobs. I'm clocking in at 11:57 with this crappy picture that's too dark. That's right, I said this all out loud. Booger boobs.
November the Fifth
(There was some quote from the "Wait wait don't tell me" podcast I was listening to about JFK, Obama, threesomes, and foursomes, but now I can't remember it nor find it online, so touch luck.)
11.04.2009
November the Fourth
"My child's good with the what and the who. She struggles with the how and the why."
"That's because she's stupid."
11.03.2009
11.3.09
"Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real."
11.02.2009
11.01.2009
10.31.2009
10.30.2009
10.29.2009
October the Twenty-Ninth
The down syndrome kid … he looked like a refugee from Ralph Lauren Yacht Club.
10.28.2009
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10.25.2009
10.24.2009
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10.22.2009
10.22.09
Use 'sick!' in brackets as an editorial comment on something awesome. Ex: "Apes with flamethrowers [sick!] burned the police station."
10.21.2009
10.20.2009
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