Keep up the good work, _______!
10.25.2009
10.24.2009
10.23.2009
10.22.2009
10.22.09
Use 'sick!' in brackets as an editorial comment on something awesome. Ex: "Apes with flamethrowers [sick!] burned the police station."
10.21.2009
10.20.2009
10.19.2009
10.18.2009
10.17.2009
10.17.09
"Vlad! What did I tell you about snacking before dinner?"
"I figured...When in Rome, EAT THE ROMANS!!!"
" AHAHAHAHAHA!"
10.16.2009
10.15.2009
10.14.2009
10.13.2009
10.13.09
Why didn't you tell us you were being made a saint for all your hard work with marginalized communities? At least Obama released a statement about his award.
10.12.2009
10.11.2009
10.10.2009
10.09.2009
10.08.2009
10.8.09
It's not everyday that you can joke around about not having a shit-load of money with the brother-in-law of the education secretary of the United States.
10.07.2009
October the Seventh
22 days and counting since I last said, "You don't even know me, man," to a stranger.
10.7.09
"You ever get confused for someone?"{nod}
"Who?"
"Why don't you tell me?"
"Justin"
{Nod}
{Grabs cover of "Star" magazine and places it along side my face}
"See, you look just like him."
"Mmph."
10.06.2009
10.05.2009
October the Fifth
"Josh, can you c'mere when you have sec?" "Sure! I have lots of secs! … oh, oops … "
10.04.2009
October the Fourth
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
10.03.2009
10.02.2009
10.01.2009
10.1.09
As far as uh policy stuff goes, uh...I uh... interned for the uh... Clinton administration, so uh... you're in good hands. (Nervous laughter).
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