9.30.10

"Governor Quinn."

9.29.10

"Mr. Jefferson."

9.28.10

"Hey Yallzies."

9.27.10

"I'm not totally sure about this, but I think I smell."

9.26.10

"It was a very Larry David moment."

9.25.10

"Kiwi."

9.24.10

"I certainly hope that my star power can bump this hearing all the way up to C-Span One."

9.23.10

"We asked people of varying races, ages, and backgrounds the same question: 'What is President Barack Obama?'" Pew spokeswoman Jodi Miller told reporters. "And a fifth of them responded, 'A cactus.'"

9.22.10

"I'm glad I did it."

9.21.10

"I need food because I might be trapped in the sky forever."

9.20.10

"Special Microwave TV Computer."

9.19.10

"No hard drive recognized."

9.18.10

"I never enjoy it."

i was secretly playing along all year!

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9.17.10

" Hell yeah, pizza leftovers!"

September16

9.16.10

"Reason" is just one letter away from "Treason."

September15

9.15.10

"I never enjoy it."

September14

9.14.10

" You're so orange your dick looks like a Cheeto."

September13

9.13.10

"Through yarn and knitting, we remember those who have passed."

9.12.10

"No way, that guy's a total kid toucher."

September12

9.11.10

"I'm usually not this tired...right, dude I've never met before?"

September11

9.10.10

"You're bringing a fart to a shit fight."

September10

9.9.10

"Where is fancy bred, in the heart, or in the head?"

September9

It could be inciteful.

9.8.10

"I remember when this volcano was dormant."

September8

Something Terry Jones said (you choose)

September7

nothing

9.7.10

"Mr. Coffee."

September6

One cop to another while driving past: "Fucking Jerry."

9.6.10

"Drink beer and listen to jazz music."

September5

Mr. Hidalgo, I'm going to remove the ice pick from your head.

9.5.10

"We're in Alabama. We know how to fight to keep prayer in schools!"

September4

Add to any burger bacon

9.4.10

"Caucasian Americans."

September3

I don't like being, like, an old person

9.3.10

"I'm gonna take a grumpy."

September2

Then there's Inga — a bit quiet, but when it comes down to brass tacks she seems to know her stuff.  Also when it comes down to brass tacks she’s very nice.  I suppose that means in the case of brass tacks she would probably make sure you didn’t sit on them.

9.2.10

'Hi hell. I've got someone coming to you!"
"I don't know who blackened your soul a long time ago."

September1

Did you also shave your V for Vagina?

9.1.10

"Oh jeesh!"